Welcome to the Meowlogics Academy.
We explain the human world from the only perspective that matters: a cat's. We decode your confusing scenarios, one meow at a time.
Human logic is flawed. Cat logic is purr-fect.
"Meowlogics" is the new standard. We apply rigorous, cat-based analysis to the most baffling human behaviors.
From "how to make your boyfriend happy?" to "why girlfriends are always right", our cat investigators are on the case.
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For all official Academy business, use the contract address below. Do not accept imitations.
The Academy
Browse our most popular case studies. Enrollment is free, but the lessons are priceless.
@meow.logics Is it him maybe? #boyfriend #girlfriend #real #foryou #fy #tiktok #story #love #relationship
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Boyfriends
@meow.logics Try it out and tell me if it worked out… #kitty #story #boyfriend #girlfriend #relationship #love #tiktok #fy #foryou
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How to make your boyfriend happy
@meow.logics Just do it… #kitty #cat #story #like #share #fy #gf #love #relationship #bf #foryou #her #him
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How to spoil your girlfriend
@meow.logics Avoidant attachment explained by kitty… #kitty #like #share #fy #foryou #tiktok #cat #love
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Avoidant attachment
@meow.logics Just accept it. There’s nothing you can do about it… #cat #kitty #gf #bf #boyfriend #girlfriend #relationship #love #fy #foryou
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Why girlfriends are always right
@meow.logics Part 2, write down if it’s true… #kitty #fy #tiktok #share #story #foryou #love #boyfriend #girlfriend #relationship
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How to make boyfriend happy
@meow.logics Is this him maybe? #kitty #brother #cat #relationship #funny #family #sister #brother #fy #tiktok
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Brothers
The Faculty
Our team of highly-trained, low-poly professionals. They have dedicated at least three of their nine lives to this research.
Professor Whiskers
Dean of Meowlogics
Girlfriend
Relationship Studies
Girlfriend #2
Relationship Expert
Mittens
Intern (Unpaid)
Brother
Sibling Operations
Mr. Fluff
Human Relations
Paid Actor
Meowlogics Support
Boyfriend
Head of The "Ick" Department
Smokey
Adjunct Professor of Cryptic Behavior
Beans
Head of Infiltration & Stealth
Professor Klaus
Expert in Male Cat Logic
Dingus
Specialist in "Why Is He Ignoring Me?"
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